mydadshotgirlfriend Stephani Moretti: Ryan's a bit perturbed with his dad's girlfriend Stephani Moretti, because he feels she's stealing his dad away. Pops is Ryan's good luck charm at his baseball games, but he didn't even show up to his important game the other night because Stephani Moretti took him out clubbing. She tells Ryan that they're in love, and that he's just gonna have to deal with it. How does he deal with it? By fucking bejeezus out of her and blasting his load all over her sweet ass!! Turns out Pops really is Ryan's good luck charm, after all.